SOLD OUT: Fuck His Dad Front Zipper Hoodie

Available Sizes: M, L, 1X, 2X, 3X

Available Colors: BLACK, GRAY

Chest Logo Size: 12" Wide X 8" Tall

What better way to start the fall than with a Cipher Hoodie. Completely inconspicuous to the outside world, but to the people "in the know"

the message is loud and clear

The first letter in the name of each company, quietly and subtly spells out the phrase "fuck his dad"

A 60/40 blend of cotton and polyester makes an incredibly soft hoodie that is thick enough to handle the roughest of uncooperative fathers. It's machine washable and will not shrink, or shrink very little, but only when its cold outside. You know what I mean.

Available in black and gray means that you can wear this bitch to your job, maybe even church, all your larping situations, or just to give a subtle "Get Fukt" to your girlfriends dad who still doesnt approve of you laying pipe to his daughter, that he refers to as "his princess" but if we are being honest... shes an Arkansas 7

What are you waiting for? Hit the button to get yours right now and quit fucking around. If you can't afford this hoodie, then maybe you've stumbled onto this page by mistake. In which case, go the fuck away, we don't want poor people rockin our shit.